The realm of wine pick up lines offers a delightful blend of humor, charm, and oenophilic passion, turning any encounter into a playful grapevine of flirtatious possibilities.
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Best Wine Pick Up Lines
- Love? No Thanks. I prefer wine.
- I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
- People say I’m a barrel of fun.
- You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
- How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
- I’m new in town, where’s the best place to taste some really good local wine?
- I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I’ve learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I’d love to share them with you.
- May I put my bung in your barrel?
- I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
- I really like your carboys.
- Hi. Can I get you a drink?
- You’re eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
- If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.
- Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I’ll let you do the corking.
- I’m driving to Paso Robles next weekend to scout out land for planting a vineyard … would you like to be my co-pilot?
- Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
- Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
- Whenever I think of finer things in life, I think of exotic cars, fine wine and you.
- Like a fine bottle of wine, I’d like nothing more than to lay you sideways.
- I’m local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?
- If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
- Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can’t make it after all. I’d hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?
- I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
- May I taste the wine from your lips?
- The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
- You and I’ sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
- Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)
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Funny Wine Pick Up Lines
- The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent … would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
- If I poured you a glass, I’d use my good stemware.
- Let’s run away to New Zealand together. We can work harvest, travel the countryside and then stop in Figi on the way home to recharge
- You’re so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
- You need a wine tasting partner? Because I ‘m something of a wine geek.
- Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
- I’d abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
- Tell me you like GSMs? Let’s head back to my place and I’ll show you my version.
- I’ve a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
- I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
- If you were a dessert, I’d drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
- I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.
- If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
- You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
- Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month — in Italy?
- You’re spicier than Syrah.
- This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I’ve got the money, you’ve got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
- Wow! I thought my wine had nice legs!
- You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
- The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don’t stop.
- If I tasted you, I’d roll you around with my tongue for hours.
- Would you like to plant a vineyard with me?
- You’re about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
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Latest Wine Pick Up Lines
- I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.
- I’m something of a garagistaI’ve been working on this Syrah, come barrel taste it and tell me what you think?
- I promise, I’ll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
- Put down that Moscato d’Asti. You are sweet enough already.
- I think we could make beautiful wine together.
- I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
- You had me at merlot.
- The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.
- Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
- This wine is good, but I know just the food pairing that would take it to a whole nother level.
- Would you like to do some wine tasting? I’ll taste you first.
- I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
- Can I get your opinion on this wine? I think it’s a little dryer than most.
- Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
- I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
- (To someone over fifty) I think a woman (a man) improves with age – like fine wine.
- You’re so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
- What are you doing this Fall? Because I would love to make you part of this season’s harvest.
