58 Best Batman Pick Up Lines

Do you want to impress someone with your sense of humor? Then look no further than the 58 Best Batman Pick Up Lines! Whether you’re an avid fan of Batman or just looking for a way to make your crush laugh, these hilarious lines will have you channeling the Dark Knight himself. From puns to one-liners, you’ll be sure to find the perfect pickup line for any occasion. Keep reading to discover the 58 Best Batman Pick Up Lines that are sure to make your next conversation memorable!

Best Batman Pick Up Lines

I’m looking for a new lair, is your cave open to the batmobile?
Come see my car? Or perhaps I should say… my Batmobile.
I don’t need pick up lines.. I’m Batman.
I may be Batman, but you’re Robin my heart.
I don’t need to drop a pick up line, I’m batman.
Wanna get out of here and check out the dark night?
Hey do i look like batman? Cuz you look like catwoman.
Want to see my dark night rise?
Do you mind if I park my bat mobile in your cave?
You gotta friend for m’man Alfred here ?
Hi cat woman, I’m batman.
Will u be my Batgirl to my Batman?
I need you more than Gotham city needs batman.
Hey boy, are you batman, cause I don’t get want your saying but you still look pretty hot to me.
Believe me I’m a close friend of superman, I’m batman.
The bat hasn’t been in a cave for a while if you know what I mean.
Hey baby, want me to park my BatMobile in your Batcave?
Are you trying to get under my cape, doctor?
It seems robin and I are not the only dynamic duo in town any longer.
I’m Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG…BLACK…Batmobile.
I swore on my parents’ grave that I’d protect the innocent, take off that bra sweetie.
Have you ever been to Gotham City? I can take you there.

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Are you Bane? Cause your making my dark knight rise.
Hey, I just met you, and your in peril, but here’s my batsign, so signal maybe?
I hope you don’t mind me hiding in your bat cave for a while?
Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.
Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.
Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.
If I were batman I’d totally save you over Harvey Dent.
You don’t need a bat signal to make me come!
Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.
I need you more than this city needs a grim vigilante.
Don’t mean to sound interesting or anything…but I’m Batman.
I may be Batman, but you’re still robin my heart.
Girl you’re making all of Gotham city afraid, cause you’re the BOMB!
Do you want to see my big black bat mobile? I could show you.
Wayne…Bruce wayne.
You wanna be my Ra’s Al Girl?
Hey, I’m Batman, want to make out?
Heaven’s in the back seat of my Batmobile. Let me take you there.
Heaven’s at the back seat of my Batmobile, I’d love to take you there.
Most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.
You make me feel like Bruce Wayne’s parents when you’re not around – Dead.
Baby girl, when you’re not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne’s parents. Dead.
I’d like to explore your bat cave.
I’ve been searching for a new lair, can I park my bat mobile in your cave?
Don’t make me take the Bat out of its Cave.
Hey baby, have you ever seen the inside of the batcave?
Aye baby girl, I’d hit it so hard that words describing the impact will appear out of thin air.
she won’t respond to anyone maybe i should use batman signal!
I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
You sure must be Bane because you’re making my dark knight rise.
Once you have Batman once, you’ll want Batman Forever.
I dance a wicked Bedroom Batusi.
Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Have you gone to Gotham City before? I don’t mind taking you there.
Hey baby….I’m Batman.
Wanna get outta here and check out the dark night?