Are you a feline enthusiast looking for a purrfect way to break the ice and make a lasting impression? Look no further! In this article, we have curated a collection of whimsical and meow-gical cat pick up lines that are sure to make you the cat’s pajamas at any gathering. Whether you’re attending a cat-themed event, trying to impress a fellow cat lover, or simply unleashing your inner cat-chi, these clever lines will have you feline great. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of charming cat pick-up lines that will leave them feline weak in the knees!
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Best Cat Pick Up Lines
- My d**k is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
- Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.
- I’d like to get your tongue.
- Meet me at kitty corner.
- There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home
- You amewse me
- Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.
- Baby, we only got 9 lives.
- You must have been sleeping in the sun, because you are HOT.
- You “complete meow me”
- I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?
- Are you part beaver? Because daaaaam.
- Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
- My vet says I’m lacking in vitamin U.
- Tell me what makes you meow
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you
- My love for you resemble a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
- Let me take meowt on a date
- I will make you purrrrr!
- Your the cats whiskers.
- If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
- I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
- I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.
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Funny Cat Pick Up Lines
- You’re my pajamas.
- Show me some catnip.
- I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.
- Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.
- Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
- Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
- Let’s make hisstory.
- If a cat were to describe you… He says you’re purrfect
- You remind me of a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws
- They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
- Hey, look what the cat dragged in
- Meet me by the dead bird.
- Will you be my meow?
- I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
- Where have you been all my life?
- Let’s litter.
- I will pawlways love you
- If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you.
- Baby, you put the T in tuna
- Now that’s a stray cat strut
- Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
- Just call me Puss in Boots
- I’m feline fine now I have seen you.
- I like you furry much
- Where have you been all my lives?
- We’d make the purrfect couple
- Be mine it’s meow or never
- I’d like to get your tongue.
- Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip
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Short Cat Pick Up Lines
- Cat call me.
- Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.
- Girl, you must be the back of my paw cause I want to lick you constantly.
- You are purrfect.
- How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!
- If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
- Want to see some hairballs?
- Don’t be a player hating
- If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
- Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine
- I have a cat, she would like to meet you.
- Are you feline the connection between us?
- I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you
- My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
- I like cats more than dogs.
- I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.
- Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect.
- You remind me off a leopard… or a tiger. Either way, I don’t mind the claws
- I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
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Short Cat Pick Up Lines
- What’s a babe like you doing in a dump like this?
- I’m feline fine now I have seen you.
- Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine
- Meet me by the mangled mouse.
- Don’t be a player hating
- They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
- I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.
- Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
- Hey, look what the cat dragged in.
- Mind if I sniff your butt?
- Dinner and a mewvie?
- Be mine it’s meow or never
- I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr
- Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away.
- My love for you resembles a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
- Tail me you love me
- I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you
