If you’re looking for the best golf pick up lines to use when meeting that special someone out on the course, then you’ve come to the right place! Whether you’re looking for something to make them laugh or something to break the ice, here you will find the best golf pick up lines to help you make a lasting impression. From clever one-liners to cheesy puns, there is something to fit everyone’s sense of humor. Read on to find the perfect golf pick up line for your next outing!
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Best Golf Pick Up Lines
- I only play in the short grass
- So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
- Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- My drives aren’t always long and straight… but I can show you what is!
- From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- You in the mood for some stroke play?
- Are you a mini golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.
- What do you say you let me pull it for you?
- From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
- Tell me baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.
- I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
- Will a bear crap in the woods? Nah, but I’m willing to screw in them.
- Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
- I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
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Dirty Golf Pick Up Lines
- Want to play a game together?
- Wanna be my 19th hole today?
- Can I be your caddy tonight? I’m really good at washing balls.
- Hey, that’s a nice swing you’ve got there.
- From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
- Let’s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?
- I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
- I finished my game today, but I’m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.
- You look like Carrie Underwood.
- Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.
- How many strokes do you want?
- Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?
- Do you like to swing?
- Wanna see my super stroke?
- I’m like a US Open hard and long!!
- My shaft is too long.
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
- My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
- 9 holes and chill?
- How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?
- Are you a round of golf? Because I’d do you for four hours.
- I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
- So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
- You have a pretty nice swing there!
- Are you a birdie because I want you!
- Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.
- I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.
- You interested in trying some new balls?
- Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
- Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.
- Wanna see my super stroke?
Latest Golf Pick Up Lines
- Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?
- My shaft is too hard it hurts when I play, is there a way you can soften it?
- My drives aren’t always long and straight.. but I can show you what is!
- You look like someone who likes to swing.
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
- Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
- How many strokes do you want?
- Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?
- You in the mood for some stroke play?
- Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.
- You’re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.
- I should report you to security. You’re a water hazard for all the ladies on the course!
- Do you want me to pull it?
- Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.
- Can I be your caddy? I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.
- Wanna be my 19th hole today?
- Oh man, my legs hurt so much. It’s tough walking straight after 18 holes.
- I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
- I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
- It takes balls to play golf.
- I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.
- It takes balls to play golf.
- I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
- After 18 Holes, I can barely walk.
- I’ve got some news. I like to go low always.
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