Are you looking for the best, funniest pick up lines ever? Look no further! We’ve put together a list of the best, funny cheesy pick up lines that will make you laugh and could even help you find your special someone. From cheesy to witty, these pick up lines will have you feeling confident and ready to flirt. Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or on an online dating site, these are funny cheesy pick up lines you need in your arsenal.
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Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines
- You remind me of my sister.In a romantic way.
- You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
- I want to put your Q-tips up my nose and go to sleep.
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime.
- You know those birds that live inside crocodile’s mouths? I want to live inside your mouth.
- What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on?
- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
- I wish I could sew myself to you.
- I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
- You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
- Your breasts look heavy.Let me hold them for you.
- Just say yes now, and I won’t have to spike your drink
- Are you a termite? Because you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.
- We would make an amazing couple. I’m the guy sitting behind you at Starbucks right now. I got your number by looking over your shoulder while you were texting your boyfriend.
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Flirting
- Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called “bitch get in my car” i just hope it doesn’t escape and make me call after it …
- Hi, I’m a new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
- I will give you one thousand dollars to smell your shoes. Please. It’s an emergency.
- That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.
- My pet bird died. I still have him though. He’s my only friend.
- You look so cute when you’re sleeping. P.S. Try cleaning your closet sometime.
- Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
- Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- As long as I have a face, you have somewhere to sit.
- Quick, tell me everything you know about black market organ donation.
- Hey girl, I put the sensual in non-consensual.
- I’m a necrophiliac so why don’t you drop dead and I’ll think about it.
- I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
- I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.
- You look much more beautiful close up than you do through my telescope.
- My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
- Hey babe, I’ve got a back seat with your name on it.
- I wanna eat your sh!t on bread!
- You don’t know me, but your hair smells amazing. (Especially when woven into a shirt.)
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Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Her
- I want to floss with your pubic hair.
- Let me spell my love for you S-T-A-L-K-E-R
- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I’m 20.
- Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
- Do you live in a corn field?Because I’m stalking you.
- Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
- I love you more than my jar of fingers.
- “I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U…”
- I have a fetish for feet, can I lick your toes?(if no) Please?!
- I would make out with your shadow on a gravel driveway.
- How much money do you want for your old toothbrush?
- You remind me of my pinky toe.You’re small, cute, and I’m probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
- Your skin is so soft, it would make a great mask.
- You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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