Are you looking for the best farming pick up lines? You are in the right place. Here is our list of the best forming pick up lines. If you’re at a farmer’s market looking to start a new conversation with someone you like, these farming pick-up lines are sure to help you break the ice. Use this farming pickup line with him or her to add a little romance to your country life.
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Best Farming Pick Up Lines
- Baby, why don’t you come on over here and ride my pony.
- I’m looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you’ll help me.
- Baby, why don’t you come on over here and ride my horse.
- Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous.
- Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
- I would love to see the way you farm.
- Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
- Now you know I’m a veggie grower, can I call you pumpkin?
- Of all the beautiful faces I just can’t look pastures.
- I’m no Jackie Howe but you’ve got to admit this is shear attraction.
- We might be in drought but I’m having a flood of emotions right now.
- What do you do in your off season?
- I’m a stud owner. Would you like to be one too?
- I know you make artisan cheese, but what else can you do with your hands?
- Are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
- My name must be John Deere, because I’m totally a tractored to you.
- I usually pull a rotary hoe so let me know if I’m moving too fast.
- So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement…
- As a mango grower, I’m used to seeing blushed cheeks. Not usually my own, though.
- I usually pull a rotary hoe so let me know if I’m moving too fast.
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Funny Farming Pick Up Lines
- Don’t worry about the John – just call me dear.
- I’m a stud owner. Would you like to be one too?
- I don’t know which horse is the favourite but my heart’s sure racing.
- As a wool classer I can tell you’re superfine.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!
- Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
- A tractor? That’s what I’m trying to do!
- Well shut the gate because my heart just bolted.
- I’m thinking of getting a new cattle brand just now- U4Me.
- Would you mind if I tested your Brix level? You seem sweeter than most.
- Are you a dozer, because I want you to plow me all night.
- Can i grow some of you on my farm?
- I’ve also got black boots, you know, just in case a wedding comes up or something.
- If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable!
- These plums are so soft.
- I’ll tell you how many acres I farm.
- I’m a grain producer but I’m sure tired of going silo.
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Latest Farming Pick Up Lines
- Boy are you a tractor? Cause you’d make life on the farm easier.
- I’m not a climate change denier but when you walked in things just got hot.
- Cottons not the only thing i’ll be picking up tonight.
- Boy are you a tractor? Cause you’d make life on the farm easier.
- I won’t tell you what I grow but I’ll give you a hint, sweetpotato.
- I’d like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
- Is that a phone in your pocket or is your rooster happy to see me?
- Are you as loud as your chickens?
- Can I offer you a slice of my pie?
- Do you own a chicken farm Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
- I’ve got some new rubbers, so it’s ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.
- I have celeriac seedlings in the back of my car.
- How would you like to switch the gears on my tractor?
- If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
- I’ll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
- Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.
- Have you ever frolicked in the fields of [name of your favorite farm]?
- Yep, I’m immunised against Q-fever but there’s no vaccination for love.
- Hey, I’m outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
- Did you perhaps grow up on a farm? Because you are very talented with raising cocks.
- Look, I can’t wheat to tell you; you make my heart sorghum.
- I have the biggest power shaft in town.
- Hey baby, I’d love to hand pollinate you!
