120+ Best Lazy Quotes and Captions for Instagram

We’ve compiled a selection of the best lazy quotes and captions for Instagram. So sit back, relax, and let’s dive into the world of lazy Instagram goodness!

Best Lazy Quotes and Captions for Instagram

The quick brown didn’t jump over the lazy dog. It jumped over the lazy me!
Running out of money is the only running I ever do.
Need something? I’ll get back to you in never.
Not really lazy. Just very relaxed.
I really love my job, but only when I’m on vacation.
Yes, I’m very athletic! I surf the internet every day.
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m going to do anything.
Winning the award for laziness must be a drag! I’d probably send someone to pick it up for me.
I prefer the term “selective participation.”
Nap all day, sleep all night, and party never.
Planning to be as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna today. Eating some too while I’m at it.
Now is the best moment to postpone that thing that you’re about to do.
Going to do some gardening today by planting myself firmly on the couch.
Have you ever heard of national “I don’t feel like doing anything” day? That’s today, so celebrate accordingly.
Staying in bed all day and ignoring everything else.
Too lazy to think of a caption.
Resting before one eventually gets tired is what laziness is in a nutshell.
Occasionally, I move around just to show people I’m still alive.
Why should I stop taking the easy road? It’s far more efficient, and it saves me more time.
It’s not like I have nothing planned today. It’s just today, I plan to do nothing.
Rake the leaves? I’ll let the wind handle that.
Messy hair, don’t care.
Our laziness is like the number 8. The moment it lies down, it becomes infinite.
Yesterday, I did nothing. And today, I’m going to finish what I was doing yesterday.
I can’t reach the remote. What a sad life!
Do what now? But I’m already in my pajamas!
Never underestimate the capacity of humans to choose the easy way.
Mastering the art of postponing the start.
Just do it…later.
Trust a lazy person to find an easier way of doing something.
Every day, I wake up thinking how productive I’m going to be. But then, a voice inside my head whispers “Hahaha! Good one!”
Hard work will most definitely pay off in the future. But laziness? It pays off now.
Zoning out and never coming back!
Breathing was the only thing you did today? That’s okay. Be proud of it!
Today’s forecast: Lazy with a 95% chance of Netflix.
Ironically, jogging pants are mostly worn by lazy people.
Am I the only one who gets really excited about canceled plans?
Why stand up and carry the chair when I can sit on it and drag it around?
If it requires effort, then count me out.
How can I stop being lazy when being lazy is so awesome?
Lazy or not, we all travel around the sun at the same rate.
Feeling crazy lazy today!

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Funny Lazy Quotes and Captions for Instagram

I’ve mastered the skill of turning loneliness into laziness.
The future is shaped by our dreams. So, go to sleep.
I absolutely love the whooshing sound deadlines make as they fly by me.
Calling me lazy ain’t doing me justice. After all, I also inspire laziness in others.
Made a new kind of exercise that is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch!
Do lazy people go to heaven? If so, do they send angels to pick us up?
Weekend vibes.
Unplugged.
Being super lazy is different from being ordinary lazy. It’s like ordinary lazy, but you’re wearing a cape.
Always live in the moment. Unless the said moment becomes unpleasant, in which case, take a nap.
While it’s true that hard work never killed anybody. Why take the chance?
My get-up-and-go often leaves without me.
Today, I will do absolutely nothing.
For a lazy person, I work quite hard just to avoid work.
I’m bringing back daytime pajama wearing.
Currently on energy-saving mode. Please don’t bother.
When laziness is put to good use, it can become an art form that benefits everyone.
Ultimately, being lazy at home is the best!
Follow thy heart, and it will eventually lead you to thy couch.
Off clubbing! I heard DJ Pillow and MC Blanky are performing at Club Bed.
You’ll never see me working on a weekend. Or any any other day that ends in ‘y’ for that matter.
The hardest part of the end of each month is the last thirty days.
Not really lazy. Just waiting for inspiration to hit me. Should be anytime now.
Just tried a simple 30-day workout routine, and guess what? I lost 30 days!
Raise your hands if your two most favorite subjects in school are recess and lunch.
Laziness is the first step towards efficiency.
My idleness is my refuge.
Everyday is lazy day!
Let’s begin the day by taking a smallish nap or two.
My internal battery is almost empty. Please hug me to charge.
My tombstone shall say: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up anymore.”
For some reason, I already feel tired tomorrow.

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Short Lazy Quotes and Captions for Instagram

We should be thankful of lazy people for all the advancement and progress that resulted from their pursuit of finding the easiest ways to do things.
I just want to be a cat. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing for years.
Hooray, I’ve made it from the bed to the couch. I’m unstoppable!
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!
If it weren’t for laziness, humans wouldn’t find the easy ways.
I’d rather be sleeping.
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can postpone multiple things all at once.
Anything before 11am is too early!
This couch potato is the real deal!
Fractured laziness and dislocated interest—I got these when I fell on the couch!
On a cellular level, I’m actually very busy.
Whenever I’m feeling lazy, I just lie down on my bed until the feeling goes away.
Naps and Netflix!
I’m super motivated to do absolutely nothing today.
A day between Saturday and Sunday? Now that’s what I desperately need!
Only a bitter insomniac would say that sleep is akin to laziness.
Are you saying that there’s no excuse for laziness? Well, I’ll keep looking.
Lazy people fact #1021923801293: You didn’t to read the number because you were too lazy.
If this weekend goes as planned, it would definitely not include any plans.
Busy converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
A hundred and ten percent tired!
Life would be easier if it came with a pause button.
Procrastinating isn’t doing me any good. I will stop being a procrastinator starting tomorrow.
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
The Shavasana, also known as the Corpse Pose, is my favorite yoga pose. Pretty much self-explanatory, if I must say so.

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Unique Lazy Quotes and Captions for Instagram

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you actually have to put on clothes and get ready to leave the house.
My needs are few: WiFi, snacks, and my bed.
Take it slowly. Really, really, slow.
Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out.
Me? Running away from work? I’m too lazy to run!
The reason why we always fail to notice opportunity is because it’s wearing overalls and it often looks like work.
If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is most likely the father.
Turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
What’s my dream job? Well, why would I want to work in the first place?
Organized people are organized because they’re just too lazy to search for things.
Putting the “pro” in “procrastinate.”
A 6-month vacation, twice a year, sounds really nice.
Let me show you how to do sit-ups. Just lie down, put your hands behind your head, and then position for a nap. Never mind, let’s just all take a nap.
Listless minds may not be efficient in producing ideas, but they do well in contriving philosophies.
My spirit animal is probably the sloth.
A firm believer of the golden rule: “If you can’t reach it, then you don’t need it.”
Many crimes have been prevented not because of morality, but because of laziness.
Every now and then, I greet people “morning” instead of “good morning” because it if was indeed a good morning, then I’d still be asleep.
Just carbo-loading for the afterlife.
Laugh and laugh and take a nap.