100+ Funny Instagram Captions for Couples

Whether you’re looking for something sweet, funny, or adventurous, we’ve got you covered. So, without further ado, let’s dive into some captivating Funny Instagram captions for couples!

Funny Instagram Captions for Couples

Thanks for putting up with me even though I’m kind of crazy.
I love you a latte!
I’m a mess but I’m your mess.
A relationship is when one person is right and the other person is not me.
The perfect couple? Yeah, they fart and fight too.
I love you so much that I’ll even cook for you.
What in the world were you looking for when you found me?!
Sorry, I can’t keep calm because I’m totally crazy for you.
You’re my favorite notification.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile… and then walk into a pole.
I donut know what I would do without you.
We look at each other the way we look at chocolate cake.
Big spoon and little spoon.
I’m thirsty — not for water, but for you.
Is it weird that I think that we’re even weirder together?
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
You’re my favorite distraction.
Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. Then, I remember: Oh, I also put up with you, so we’re even.
Partners-in-crime for life!
My favorite place is inside your hug.
I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Falling in love with you was the best fall I ever had in my life.
Honestly, we’re better at being together than we are at taking couple selfies.
We go along like salt and pepper.
You’re better than chocolate.
We make a really great couple. Well, at least that’s what everyone’s saying.
We go together like hot sauce and everything.
I love you like a cow loves not being a burger.
Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
Keep calm and give me a kiss.

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Best Instagram Captions for Couples

I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
My heart always goes boom whenever you’re in the room.
Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks… to the fridge.
My partner in wine.
Thanks for being good at killing spiders.
The excellent blend of love and madness!
I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.
I love this goofball!
I love you with every pizza my heart.
I tell you everything…at least everything I think you should know.
With you, everything’s twice the fun and half the trouble.
We stick together like super glue.
So here we are doing embarrassing stuff together.
I love you more than pizza.
I plan on bugging you every day for the foreseeable future.
Let’s face it, we’re both addicted to this thing called “love.”
Pretty glad we both swiped right.
You, sir, are really attractive. Therefore, I will stare at you.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
Sometimes, I want to kiss you. Sometimes, I want to punch you in the face. Either way, I love you!
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You told me that you love me, so now I’m scared.
Even when you drive me to the brink of insanity, I love you.
All I want to do is taco ‘bout you.
We go along like peanut butter and jelly.
We go along like eggs and bacon.

Short Instagram Captions for Couples

We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
Nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
I turned out liking you a lot more than I originally planned.
He had the courage to touch the butt.
I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.
It all started with Netflix and Chill.
We’re in a cute, long relationship where everyone is like—‘Dang, they’re still together?’
Looking for a cute Instagram couple? Well, here we are!
I love you even when I’m hungry.
The only person in the world that I’d share my snacks with.
Sorry to be cheesy, but you’re my butter half!
You’re the frosting on my cake.
It wasn’t love at first sight, but we turned out okay.
You’re the person I want to spend every irritating moment with.
Like rain, I fell for you.
You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.

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Cool Instagram Captions for Couples

Out of all the fish in the sea, I caught you. How extremely lucky is that?!
If I could start a day with you, I’d never think of having coffee again.
My favorite person to text, 143 times a day!
I hate to see you go, but love to watch you leave… because of your butt.
Forget the butterflies! Whenever I’m with you, I feel the whole zoo.
Come here I need to kiss your face.
You’re always on my mind. I think this is what being single-minded means.
We’re both willing to risk the cooties.
Aww… this one followed me home. Think I should keep them?
I’m always in a better place with you. Thanks for cleaning up.
He’s not perfect, but at least he’s not from my hometown.
Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
We make each other laugh even when we don’t want to smile.
For you, I’ll bring out the good champagne.
If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo like this one, never let them go.
Sometimes, I just wonder and think about how you manage to look cute all the time.
We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
And in the middle of my chaos, there was you!
Our love is that romantic comedy that you’ve always wanted to hate but is too darn cute not to love!
You melt my heart like a popsicle on the 4th of July.
The only time I stop talking is when I’m kissing you.
We go together like cookies and milk.