Ahoy, landlubbers! Looking to find love with a swashbuckling pirate? Look no further than these Best Pirates Pick Up Lines! Whether you’re a pirate or just admire one, these pick up lines are sure to get your heart a-flutter. So put on your best eye patch and get ready to sail the seas of love with these perfect pirate-themed pick up lines!
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Best Pirates Pick Up Lines
- I’d swab your deck any day.
- C’mon, lad, shiver me timbers! (Female Pirate)
- Arharrr, care to sink my battleship deary?
- Polly wants a crack-whore.
- That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.
- Bring on the storm, I like it rough.
- I’ll give you a British pound and two gold coins.
- Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.
- Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?
- You blow my cannons.
- Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate)
- Wanna shiver me timbers?
- Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or…(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?
- You don’t have to pay to get on board my ship.
- Well call me a landlubber, ’cause I’m about to plunder your Treasure Island.
- Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
- I’ll beat your armada any day.
- You. Pants Off. Now! (Female Pirate)
- Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?
- Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
- I’ll be the captain if you be my first mate.
- I’ll pillage your ship!
- Haaaarrrr! Best me plug that blowhole!
- That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard! (Female Pirate)
- How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
- Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
- What are YOU doing here? (Female Pirate)
- Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
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Latest Pirates Pick Up Lines
- A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
- So you’re the new cabin boy, eh?
- Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?
- Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.
- That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
- I’ll let you in on a big secret… that’s no peg leg!
- Anchor’s away.
- I got a bad case of scurvy…and your grapefruits are the only cure
- One look at you and a shiver went up me timber
- Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
- Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
- It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.
- I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
- Arg baby, Arg.
- See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
- All hands on deck!
- Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
- You can sail my seven seas.
- Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches?
- You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
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Funny Pirates Pick Up Lines
- Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye… (Female Pirate)
- Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!
- Can I wear your patch ?
- WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
- Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
- Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
- Baby, you unfurl my sails.
- Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight.
- You’re guilty of being a hot wench…i sentence you to walking my plank
- I’ll bet you can’t find my buried treasure.
- Let’s weigh anchor.
- You’re just the tasty wench I’ve been keeping me eye out for!
- I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest!
- You want to adjust my rigging?
- Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in me “lice ratio!” (Female Pirate)
- Come dock in my port.
- Wanna see my Davie Jones?
- Harrrrr! Let me create the 8th sea in yerr undies!
- That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
- Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
- Let’s walk the plank to an out of this world experience.
- I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
- RAMMING SPEED! (Female Pirate)
- I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between me thighs! (Female Pirate)
- I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
- Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
- So, tell me, why do they call ye, “”Cap’n Feathersword?”” (Female Pirate)
- I got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
- Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
- You can lock my in your brig, baby.
- Let’s get together and haul some keel.
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Trending Pirates Pick Up Lines
- Yo ho! Bottle of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled!
- Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author’s would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)
- Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
- Well blow me down?
- Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
- I like me some pirate booty.
- Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
- Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
- Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see me treasure chest?
- They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
- I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
- Let’s have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.
- I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
- Come on up and see me urchins.
- Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
- Want to see my 9mm?
- Not only do I have a ship, but it’s a long one.
- Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
- It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
- You raise my Jolly Roger.
