Are you ready to make your crush swoon with the best SpongeBob pick up lines? If so, you’ve come to the right place! In this blog post, we’ll explore some of the best SpongeBob pick up lines out there, guaranteed to get your crush’s attention. Whether you want to make them laugh or express your admiration in a unique way, these SpongeBob pick up lines are sure to do the trick!
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Best SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- Call me Krabby Patties, because I’ll go right to your thighs.
- So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?
- Hey girl, are you ready to get Krusty? Because I have krabs.
- We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
- I must be Plankton, and you must be the secret formula cuz I’m trying to take you back to my place and study you…
- Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?
- If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?
- You aren’t just a patty; you’re a pretty patty.
- Hey girl… you easy like Sunday morning?
- Your sand castle or mine?
- Why is SpongeBob the main character when Patrick is the star?
- Are you feeling it, Mrs. Krabs?
- I’M READY, I’M READY, for booty, for booty!
- I bet you’re tighter than bark on a tree.
- Hey there, Mrs. Puff, you looking cute today.
- If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pineapple House. Because I knew one thing, you can’t live without.
- How big do you think my Squidward is? (Whisper it in her ear though.)
- Hopefully mixing my Ren and Stimpy with octopussy won’t make krab cakes again.
- Tell me you don’t want my Squidward in your sandy cheeks.
- You are like a sponge to my square pants.
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.
- Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini’s Bottom’s fall first?
- I have an extra special dish waiting for you at Weeny Hut Junior.
- Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
- Hey! How the (dolphin noise) are ya?
- Damn I love crusty crabs.
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Latest Best SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- Hi, I am very ugly!
- Do you think we will be friends forever?
- Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.
- Would you like to see my massive spatula?
- Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!
- Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?
- I like you; we could be tighter than bark on a tree. Are you single?
- You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.
- I haven’t been to Bikini Bottom in awhile.
- I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
- I am ugly like a Spongebob, and I am proud of it.
- You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after I’m done with you.
- I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
- If you’re tough enough, I’ll let you into my salty spittoon.
- If my heart were a harpoon, I’d thrust it upon you.
- I won’t stop until I’m the first man to live in that Bikini Bottom.
- Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
- Hey baby, I’m the poster boy for Long, Tan, and Handsome magazine.
- Hey girl, do you want this Super Weenie Hut Jr??
- My love for you is bigger than Squidward’s nose!
- You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink you should see.
- We must be underwater because I’m drowning in your beauty.
- Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate, and like Mr. Krabs loves money.
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Funny SpongeBob Pick Up Lines
- I’ve been jellyfishing all my life, and you’re a catch.
- Forget the Bottom; can I just go in your Bikini?
- Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?
- Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns, and I’ll bring the sauce.
- Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you’re number one.
- I want to eat the plankton out of your Bikini Atoll.
- If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.
- I’ll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.
- Hey, you like Spongebob?
- I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
- Boy, you’d have to get up pretty early in the morning to sneak a pair of buns like these past Mr. Krabs 😉
- Hey girl, I am ready for a good time.
- I wanna flip your patties.
- Are you sure your name isn’t Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you’re my number one.
- Are you a Krabby patty? Because I want to know your secret formula.
- On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you to give me your number?
- Do you want my Squidward on your Sandy Cheeks?
- Is it selfish that I want to be the only one in your Bikini Bottom?
