Use these Funny Puns for Halloween Party on your social media posts to get more likes and followers on the Halloween day. In this post, we have compiled a list of hilarious funy puns for halloween that help you build a great social media presence.
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Funny Puns for Halloween Party
- Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
- Witch better have my candy.
- I’m way ahead of the carve.
- Let’s have some skele-fun!
- Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.
- Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
- Resting witch face.
- Life is gourd.
- Don’t forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!
- Aren’t these pumpkins gourd-geous?
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
- Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!
- Hallow-queen.
- No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.
- You are the pick of the patch!
- I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
- Carving out some time for Halloween fun.
- Fangs for the memories.
- Witch-ing you a Happy Halloween!
- Come as you aren’t.
- Beware of Resting Witch Face.
- Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up this Halloween.
- SquashGoals
- Happy Howl-oween.
- Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
- You’re just my (blood) type.
- Twix or treat!
- Witch, please.
- A scare is born.
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Funny Haloween Puns and One-Liners
- Want to hear some skeleton puns? They’re very humerus!
- Bow down, witches.
- Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!
- Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween!
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Keep calm and carry a wand.
- Ghouls just want to have fun!
- Squash goals.
- Basic witch.
- Trick or tequila.
- Howl you doin’?
- I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
- This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.
- Oh my gourd!
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I’d gourd it with my life!
- Witchful thinking.
- It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!
- Eat, drink, and be scary.
Halloween Party Puns and Jokes
- Witch better have my candy.
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
- If you’ve got it, haunt it.
- What’s up my witches?
- Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for I scream!
- Creep it real.
- I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.
- Stop goblin up all my candy!
- Too cute to spook.
- I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.
- Here’s to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.
- Lift your spirits!
- Go big or gourd home!
- It’s gonna be a great Halloween — I can feel it in my bones!
- No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
- Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don’t let it go to waist!
- Bone appetit!
- Mummy of the year.
- It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
- Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
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