100+ Funny Pick Up Lines

Using funny pick up lines with the girl or guy you like is the great way to go on a date with him or her. These funny chat up lines help you impress and grab his or her attention that would help you break the ice and start a great conversation with him or her.

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Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.
  • You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
  • Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
  • If you were a song, you’d be the best single on the album.
  • When God made you, he was really just showing off.
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
  • I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year.
  • Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day.
  • You look like you know how to have a good time! Been on any fun adventures lately?
  • Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.
  • I was wondering if you’re an artist, because you’re so good at drawing me in.
  • I’ve been told I’m good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it?
  • Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  • I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (They say no). Well, would you like to?
  • Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • You’ve got everything I’ve been looking for, and trust me, I’ve been looking for a long time.
  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
  • I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  • I’ve always thought happiness started with an “H” but it looks like it starts with “U.”
  • You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
  • I’m not an organ donor, but I’m ready to give you my heart.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
  • Did you just come out of an oven? Because you’re too hot to handle.
  • I can see that you’re gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
  • I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
  • Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.
  • Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.
  • Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
  • I’m not sure what it is about you, but I feel like I have to get to know you.
  • Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

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Dirty Funny Pick Up Lines

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  • What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
  • Are you a parking ticket? You’ve got fine written all over you.
  • I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.
  • I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you’re the most attractive man I’ve ever seen.
  • I’m new in town, can I have directions to your house?
  • Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re clearly Mr. Wright.
  • When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
  • Now that I’ve seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil … pointless.
  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • I didn’t know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.
  • Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
  • Wow, I’ve been blinded by your beauty. I’ll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  • I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you’ve turned me on again.
  • Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
  • Not to be dramatic, but I think you’re the answer to my prayers.
  • Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.
  • You’re so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
  • It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
  • I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you’re a work of art.
  • I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s just as beautiful as you are.
  • Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.
  • If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  • Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you.
  • Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • Wanna touch my shirt? It’s made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
  • Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?
  • Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.
  • (At a bar or other public place) You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I’m cute.

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Latest Funny Pick Up Lines

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  • If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair.
  • Did you do something to my eyes? I can’t seem to take them off you.
  • You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
  • They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
  • Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
  • Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.
  • I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.
  • Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
  • Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
  • Well I was just trying to [have dinner/have a drink] but you’re very distracting.
  • I’m learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
  • To quote the poet Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living a teenage dream.”
  • I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.
  • Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you need.
  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
  • Know what’s on the menu today? Me ‘n u.
  • Aren’t you tired? From running through my mind all day?
  • (At a bar) I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
  • You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
  • My friends bet me I couldn’t chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
  • What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.
  • I never believed in love at first sight, but that’s before I saw you.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?
  • They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?
  • I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
  • Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
  • The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.
  • Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
  • I’m surprised they haven’t asked you to leave yet. You’re making all the other men in here look bad.
  • Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.
  • Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?
  • If you were a chicken, you’d be “im-peck-able”
  • You know what you’d look beautiful in? My arms.

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