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Christmas Vacation Captions For Instagram
- It’s all part of the experience, honey!
- If you need any help, just give me a holler, I’ll be upstairs—asleep.
- We’re not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we Dad?
- Clark! We’re stuck under a truck!
- I just can’t believe you’re actually standing here in my living room, Eddie.
- Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?
- You better take a rain check on that, Art—he’s got a lip fungus they ain’t identified yet.
- That’s a honey of a tree, Clark.
- Dad, I think what you mean is ‘Burn rubber, and eat my dust…’
- Whatever, Russ. Whatever.
- Eat my rubber!
- He’s cute, ain’t he? The only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. Mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants, if know what I mean!
- Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.
- I’ll, uh, park the cars, and check the luggage, and, uh…I’ll is outside for the season.
- And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career!
- A little tree water ain’t gonna hurt him.
- Our Father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed by thy name. And forgive my husband, he knows not what he does.
- I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.
- Amen!
- This tree is a symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas.
- It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.
- If they know you’re dad, they won’t think anything of it.
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Funny Christmas Vacation Captions For Instagram
- Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?
- I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!
- Dad, that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!
- I don’t know Margo!
- Eat my road, Red Liver Lips!
- And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!
- We’re kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
- Is it plugged in?
- Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic getting cured off the wild turkey.
- Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
- The little lights are not twinkling.
- Hey kids, look! A deer!
- Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.
- Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.
- Oops, a little knot here. You work on that.
- No, I have one of those at home.
- You gotta be proud.
- Are you out here for a reason, or are you just avoiding the family?
