If you’re looking for the best dirty pick up lines that actually work, you’ve come to the right place! We’ve compiled a list of the most successful and clever dirty pick up lines out there that are sure to make your potential match’s heart skip a beat. Whether you’re at a bar, a party, or just out for a night on the town, these Best Dirty Pick Up Lines will be sure to break the ice and get you a date. So read on to find out which lines are worth your time, and which ones you should stay away from!
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Cheesy Dirty Pick Up Lines
- I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
- I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
- The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
- Is your name winter? ‘Cause you’ll be coming soon.
- I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
- Do you run track? Because I heard you Relay want this dick.
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass.
- Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
- Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.
- I hope you like dragons because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
- Hey girl, are you an escalator? Because I wanna go down on you.
- What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?
- Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me.
- Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
- I was on Tinder and swiped right on a girl with the same name as me. I sent the first message, and it rea, ‘I’ve always wanted to date myself!!
- I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
- If I’m a pain in your ass… We can just add more lubricant.
- Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
- I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
- Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.
- Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
- Let’s play house! You’ll be the door and I’ll slam you.
- Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
- Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
- Is that a keg in your pants? ‘Cause I wanna tap that ass.
- Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your @ss calling me.
- One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
- Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
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Flirty Dirty Pick Up Lines
- Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your resume?
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- Are you a stack of dirty dishes? ‘Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long.
- Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
- Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.
- Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you.
- Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass.
- I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
- Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
- Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
- Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want.
- Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
- Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
- I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
- Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
- Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
- Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
- Hey baby did you buy those pants on sale? Because at my place they’re 100 percent off.
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
- Is your name Medusa? ‘Cause I’m rock hard.
- Those are some nice legs. What time do they open?
- Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
- They say you are what you eat. If that’s true, I could be you by morning.
- Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
- Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.
- When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?
- You got a phone in your back pocket? ‘Cause that @ss is calling me.
- Do you have pet insurance? No. That’s too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight.
- Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
- Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.
- I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
- Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
- Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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